I am tired of being puked all over!
I am tired of cleaning myself up only to be spit up on again five minutes later!
I am tired of generating an entire extra load of laundry every single day!
I am tired of waking up smelling like baby puke!
Now that I've got that out of my system, I can get back to admiring my adorable little baby. I'll take him over dry clean clothes any day. And smelling nice? Overrated.