Yesterday, at my son's insistence, I breastfed a dinosaur. And then I had to nurse his car, too.
Definitely a new experience for me.
Today he discovered, for the first time, that he too has nipples. So he tugged them a couple times, signed "milk", then pointed to his chest.
I laughed myself silly while trying to convince him that he couldn't get milk out of those.
This kid's a riot.